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Maynard Moose: Live From the National Storytelling Festival
Maynard Moose: Live From the National Storytelling Festival
This double CD contains 18 of Maynard Moose's classic Mother Moose Tales performed live at the Jonesboro festival, spanning the years 2001 to 2010—all collected together here in one ginormous glump.
$15.00
Individual mp3 track downloads from: “Maynard Moose: Live From the National Storytelling Festival”
A-1: The Wolf who Cried Sheep $free! (3:21 minutes, 3 MB)

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A-2: Turtle and Bunny $0.99 (1:52 minutes, 2 MB)
A-3: So What And Drop Dead $0.99 (9:57 minutes, 10 MB)
A-4: The Uglified Ducky $0.99 (9:21 minutes, 9 MB)
A-5: Stupid Jack with Beanstalk $0.99 (7:16 minutes, 7 MB)
A-6: Lion and Mousie $0.99 (4:33 minutes, 5 MB)
A-7: The Moose And The Cheese $0.99 (2:21 minutes, 2 MB)
A-8: Sleeping Beastly $0.99 (9:58 minutes, 10 MB)
A-9: The Third Little Piggy $0.99 (5:35 minutes, 5 MB)
A-10: The Mermoose of Muskadunk Lake $0.99 (10:50 minutes, 11 MB)
B-1: Lion and Mousie $0.99 (4:33 minutes, 5 MB)
B-2: Lazy Jack $0.99 (9:00 minutes, 9 MB)
B-3: Cinderella and the Three Bears $0.99 (6:08 minutes, 6 MB)
B-4: Pegamoose and the Gorgonzola Medusa $0.99 (11:21 minutes, 11 MB)
B-5: Hush Little Moosie $0.99 (4:41 minutes, 5 MB)
B-6: The Little Red Hen $0.99 (7:06 minutes, 7 MB)
B-7: The Bremen Town Storytellers $0.99 (8:26 minutes, 8 MB)
B-8: Ants and Grasshopper $0.99 (3:04 minutes, 3 MB)

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The Mind Boggles: Willy Claflin Live From the National Storytelling Festival
The Mind Boggles: Willy Claflin Live From the National Storytelling Festival
This live double CD from Jonesborough takes listeners on a guided tour of Willy's mind: from the Intergalactic Storytelling Festival in Roswell, New Mexico, to the highlands of 16th century Scotland, with visits to John Henry, Woody Guthrie, Elvis and Beethoven along the way.
$15.00
Individual mp3 track downloads from: “The Mind Boggles: Willy Claflin Live From the National Storytelling Festival”
A-1: The Mind Boggles $0.99 (25:37 minutes, 23 MB)
A-2: Ugly Music $0.99 (16:21 minutes, 15 MB)
A-3: Government Surplus and Colt 45 $0.99 (16:47 minutes, 15 MB)
A-4: Captain of the Ship (Brian Claflin) $0.99 (3:53 minutes, 4 MB)
B-1: Dr. Alligator $0.99 (4:19 minutes, 4 MB)
B-2: The Intergalactic Storytelling Festival $0.99 (17:57 minutes, 17 MB)
B-3: Young Waters $0.99 (4:08 minutes, 4 MB)
B-4: Heart of Stone $0.99 (7:41 minutes, 7 MB)
B-5: Over the Mountain $0.99 (3:14 minutes, 3 MB)
B-6: Albert Tyler’s Moose $free! (3:14 minutes, 3 MB)
B-7: M. Carron-crow et Mangeur de Poulet $0.99 (4:26 minutes, 4 MB)
B-8: So Long, it’s Been Good to Know You $0.99 (3:16 minutes, 3 MB)

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Calling For Thin Dime Joe
Calling For Thin Dime Joe
Willy plays and sings his songs of sidewalk vagabonds, ghost town denizens, moonrise and sunset and slot machine queens. Willy’s first CD of original music since Bones of Love (1987) features Brian Claflin on harmony vocals, Rick Higgs on electric guitar and Tom Car on bass.
$15.00
Individual mp3 track downloads from: “Calling For Thin Dime Joe”
1: The Sun Don’t Care and the Moon Don’t Mind $free! (4:24 minutes, 10 MB)

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2: Calling for Thin Dime Joe $0.99 (3:39 minutes, 8 MB)
3: Jefferson street $0.99 (4:17 minutes, 10 MB)
4: Such a Long Time $0.99 (4:51 minutes, 11 MB)
5: Silver Like Water $0.99 (4:24 minutes, 10 MB)
6: Dream on Jesse $0.99 (4:26 minutes, 10 MB)
7: Last Time $0.99 (3:35 minutes, 8 MB)
8: For Better or Worse $0.99 (5:31 minutes, 13 MB)
9: Miracle Wells $0.99 (3:52 minutes, 9 MB)
10: Tell Me, Tell Me $0.99 (3:56 minutes, 9 MB)
11: Original Face $0.99 (3:38 minutes, 8 MB)
12: Long Gone $0.99 (3:03 minutes, 7 MB)
13: Heart of the Fire $0.99 (3:31 minutes, 8 MB)

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Goat Whisperer
Goat Whisperer
Willy’s third CD from the National Storytelling Festival. More counter-culture comedy from Maine in the 70's. Revel in Maynard Moose’s The Mermoose of Muskadunk Lake. Also featured: More about Dad's Harvard football misadventures; more Moose fables (with morals); and Willy's tribute to the late great humorist Gamble Rogers - a finger picking fast talking tour de force.
$15.00
Individual mp3 track downloads from: “Goat Whisperer”
1: Goat Whisprerer with Introduction by Ed Stivender $0.99 (25:54 minutes, 26 MB)
2: The Mermoose of Muskadunk Lake $0.99 (11:22 minutes, 12 MB)
3: Emerson’s Chevrolet $0.99 (11:01 minutes, 11 MB)
4: The Wolf who Cried Sheep $0.99 (2:46 minutes, 3 MB)
5: Lion and Mousie $free! (4:06 minutes, 4 MB)

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6: Sorry is as Sorry Does—A Tribute to Gamble Rogers $0.99 (12:22 minutes, 13 MB)

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Where Were You In '72
Where Were You In '72
Join Claflin as he relives hilarious counterculture misadventures in backwoods Maine during the 1970's. You'll meet a goat afflicted with Random Hositility Syndrome, experience a truck drive through the farmhouse on Christmas morning, and hear the only full-blooded North American moose currently on the storytelling circuit.

  • Storytelling World Resource Award

$15.00

Individual mp3 track downloads from: “Where Were You In ’72”
1: Introduction By Jim May $free! (1:01 minutes, 1 MB)

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2: Truck Crash Christmas, 1972 $0.99 (15:13 minutes, 16 MB)
3: Barn Roof, Full Moon $0.99 (16:27 minutes, 16 MB)
4: Maynard Moose: The Bully Goat Grim $0.99 (10:36 minutes, 11 MB)
5: Daydreamer Seeks Benefactor $0.99 (14:43 minutes, 15 MB)
6: Just One More Story—Willy’s storytelling anthem $free! (4:51 minutes, 5 MB)

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The George Washington Method for Blues Ukulele
The George Washington Method for Blues Ukulele
The George Washington Method for Blues Ukulele: eclectic and wild, each story more surprising than the last. Includes a lovely tale about Willy's parents, Maynard's neoclassic—Pegamoose and the Gorgonzola Medusa, and the slowest song ever recorded—Nostalgia for the Vegetable State. Warning: this CD has nothing to do with learning how to play the ukelele—the title is a bald-faced lie.
$15.00
Individual mp3 track downloads from: “The George Washington Method for Blues Ukulele”
1: Introduction by Ed Stivender $free! (0:30 minutes, 0.5 MB)

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2: Rufus Bly and The Lobster Wife $free! (13:01 minutes, 13 MB)

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: Who Has Seen the Mind? $0.99 (12:56 minutes, 13 MB)
4: The George Washington Method for Blues Ukulele – part 1 $0.99 (10:24 minutes, 11 MB)
5: The George Washington Method for Blues Ukulele – part 2 $0.99 (19:29 minutes, 20 MB)
6: Pegamoose and the Gorgonzola Medusa $0.99 (12:12 minutes, 12 MB)
7: Nostalgia for the Vegetable State $0.99 (5:28 minutes, 5 MB)

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The Uglified Ducky
The Uglified Ducky
'Willy Claflin delights, engages, and entertains audiences of all ages. Across all demographics, Willy has convinced people that storytelling is great, good fun.' - Karen Morgan, Director of The Texas Storytelling Festival.

  • Parents' Choice Gold Award
  • Storytelling World Resource Award
  • Nappa Gold Award

$15.00

Individual mp3 track downloads from: “The Uglified Ducky”
1: The Uglified Ducky $0.99 (8:38 minutes, 8 MB)
2: Willy: Ka-Ulu The Strong $free (8:32 minutes, 8 MB)

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3: Little Red Riding Tunes $0.99 (4:34 minutes, 4 MB)
4: Socklops: An Alien Tale $0.99 (3:07 minutes, 3 MB)
5: The 3rd Little Piggy $0.99 (4:47 minutes, 5 MB)
6: Willy: Little Freddie And His Whistle $0.99 (12:26 minutes, 12 MB)
7: Rocky Raccoon: Sugar Is Your Best Friend $0.99 (1:56 minutes, 2 MB)
8: Gorf: My Hat! $0.99 (5:42 minutes, 6 MB)
9: The Moose And The Cheese $0.99 (1:29 minutes, 1 MB)
10: Turtle and Bunny $0.99 (1:19 minutes, 1 MB)
11: The Ants And The Grasshopper $0.99 (2:23 minutes, 2 MB)

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The Wolf Under the Bed
The Wolf Under the Bed
Irresistible music and comedy. Make the unforgettable 'So What' & 'Drop Dead' your own. Good for young and old, good for the silly and the solemn.

  • Parents' Choice Gold Award
  • An American Library Association Notable Recording

$15.00

Individual mp3 track downloads from: “The Wolf Under the Bed”
1: Maynard Moose: Hush Little Moosie $free! (3:39 minutes, 4 MB)

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2: So What And Drop Dead $0.99 (9:02 minutes, 9 MB)
3: Willy: I Hate Music! $0.99 (12:50 minutes, 13 MB)
4: The Court Of King Caractacus $0.99 (6:00 minutes, 6 MB)
5: Willy: The Wolf Under The Bed $0.99 (3:03 minutes, 3 MB)
6: Bung Quilla Bung $0.99 (7:23 minutes, 7 MB)
7: Rocky Raccoon: Look What You’ve Done! $0.99 (6:14 minutes, 6 MB)
8: Bill Buffalo: Three Songs $0.99 (3:38 minutes, 4 MB)
9: Teddy Moose Bartholemew $0.99 (4:53 minutes, 5 MB)
10: Willy: Mistress Shadey $0.99 (6:22 minutes, 6 MB)

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Maynard Moose: Sleeping Beastly and Other Tales
Maynard Moose: Sleeping Beastly and Other Tales
Meet Little Moose, Iron John Robin, and Lazy Jack. This CD is a sure-fire road trip favorite for the whole family.
$15.00
Individual mp3 track downloads from: “Maynard Moose: Sleeping Beastly and Other Tales”
1: Lazy Jack $free (9:49 minutes, 10 MB)

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2: Sleeping Beastly $0.99 (12:02 minutes, 12 MB)
3: Iron John Robin and the Little Drummer Boy $0.99 (10:05 minutes, 10 MB)
4: Piggy Wiggy $0.99 (10:29 minutes, 10 MB)
5: The Little Moose Who Couldn’t Go To Sleep $0.99 (13:05 minutes, 13 MB)

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Willy Claflin & Friends
Willy Claflin & Friends
Re-issue of Willy's early children's classics. Great gift choice for young fans. Includes family sing-along 'Fight with Your Food'.
$15.00
Individual mp3 track downloads from: “Willy Claflin & Friends”
1: Dr. Albert Alligator: Pledge of Obedience $0.99 (3:31 minutes, 8 MB)
2: Rocky Raccoon: Twinkies in the Tub, Never Share $free! (6:09 minutes, 14 MB)

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3: Maynard Moose: Nursery Rhymes, Pie Piper $0.99 (6:39 minutes, 15 MB)
4: Willy: Tree in the Hole $0.99 (7:04 minutes, 16 MB)
5: Boring Beaver: Tired and Bored $0.99 (5:03 minutes, 12 MB)
6: Socklops: Two Songs $0.99 (4:56 minutes, 11 MB)
7: Willy: Uku Blues $0.99 (4:05 minutes, 9 MB)
8: Rocky: Fight with Your Food $0.99 (4:18 minutes, 10 MB)
9: Maynard: Night Before Kissmoose $0.99 (2:23 minutes, 5 MB)
10: Bunny! $0.99 (2:02 minutes, 5 MB)
11: Dr. Albert: Closing Pledge $0.99 (0:46 minutes, 2 MB)

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In Yonder's Wood
In Yonder's Wood
Willy and Brian Claflin with Tom Carr, Dan Kellar, and Dave Halberg. Our family’s favorite traditional tunes are mostly narrative ballads. The first half come from the British Isles—the second half from Appalachia and the American West—so we follow a chronological drift from the 16th century to the present, crossing the Atlantic with Pontchartrain and the capstan shanty General Taylor.
$15.00
Individual mp3 track downloads from: “In Yonder’s Wood”
1: Country Life $0.99 (2:34 minutes, 6 MB)
2: Lord Bangam $0.99 (4:57 minutes, 11 MB)
3: ‘Twas Pleasant and Delightful $0.99 (3:19 minutes, 8 MB)
4: Nottamun Town $0.99 (3:57 minutes, 9 MB)
5: The Rose and the Lindsy-O $0.99 (3:45 minutes, 9 MB)
6: The Rolling of the Stone $0.99 (3:38 minutes, 8 MB)
7: Willy MacIntosh $0.99 (1:15 minutes, 3 MB)
8: Jones’ Ale $0.99 (4:41 minutes, 11 MB)
9: The Banks of Pontchartrain $0.99 (7:02 minutes, 16 MB)
10: General Taylor $0.99 (3:26 minutes, 8 MB)
11: Down Bound Train $0.99 (3:00 minutes, 7 MB)
12: Copper Kettle $0.99 (2:42 minutes, 6 MB)
13: The Wind and the Rain $free (3:08 minutes, 7 MB)

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14: Buffalo Skinners $0.99 (3:23 minutes, 8 MB)
15: I Will Reap What I’ve Sown $0.99 (5:08 minutes, 12 MB)
16: Turtle Dove Done Drooped His Wings $0.99 (2:37 minutes, 6 MB)
17: Pretty Boy Floyd $0.99 (4:38 minutes, 11 MB)
18: Ooralye-Aye $0.99 (4:51 minutes, 11 MB)

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Stones Along The Shore
Stones Along The Shore
Every song a Claflin original—lonesome love songs, the saga of Jesse James, hymns you'll cherish, and Willy's whimsical absurdity at its best. A fine sampler of Claflin's versatility as a singer-songwriter.
$15.00
Individual mp3 track downloads from: “Stones Along The Shore”
1: Downeast Cafe $free! (3:08 minutes, 7 MB)

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2: I Dare You $0.99 (3:27 minutes, 8 MB)
3: New Best Western $0.99 (3:04 minutes, 7 MB)
4: Dream On, Jesse $0.99 (4:41 minutes, 11 MB)
5: American Son $0.99 (5:20 minutes, 12 MB)
6: Moon On The Water $0.99 (3:09 minutes, 7 MB)
7: Well I Thought You Might Like To Know $0.99 (3:45 minutes, 9 MB)
8: Lemme Tell You $0.99 (3:04 minutes, 7 MB)
9: In The Beginning $0.99 (2:59 minutes, 7 MB)
10: Stones Along The Shore $0.99 (4:20 minutes, 10 MB)
11: Leave The Past Behind $0.99 (4:16 minutes, 10 MB)

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Bones Of Love
Bones Of Love
A Recommended Release in Billboard Magazine, Willy’s 1987 folk-rock classic!
$15.00
Individual mp3 track downloads from: “Bones Of Love”
1: The King is Dead $free! (5:19 minutes, 12 MB)

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2: Don’t Sit in That Chair $0.99 (3:28 minutes, 8 MB)
3: Hushabye $0.99 (4:03 minutes, 9 MB)
4: One Went to California $0.99 (3:48 minutes, 9 MB)
5: Out of the Darkness $0.99 (2:43 minutes, 6 MB)
6: Sleepy John $0.99 (2:17 minutes, 5 MB)
7: Bones of Love $0.99 (4:10 minutes, 10 MB)
8: Down on Old Waikiki $0.99 (3:48 minutes, 9 MB)
9: Non Duality $0.99 (3:29 minutes, 8 MB)
10: Hey OK $0.99 (2:54 minutes, 7 MB)
11: Nostalgia for the Vegetable State $0.99 (3:59 minutes, 9 MB)

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Books – Goto Top

The Little Moose Who Couldn't Get to Sleep
The Little Moose Who Couldn't Get to Sleep
Illustrated by James Stimson Little Moose cannot get to sleep because her Moose Brain cannot stop thinking things: things like 'How come is there Something instead of Nothing?' and 'What would it be like to have a bed that was like a soft bathtub full of mashed potatoes?' For the answer to these and other questions, order your autographed copy today! You can even hear Maynard himself narrate the tale on the accompanying audio CD.
$18.95
The Bully Goat Grim
The Bully Goat Grim
Illustrated by James Stimson. Audio CD included inside book. In The Bully Goat Grim, baby troll wields grammar skills while confronting dubnoxious bully. Maynard's third book continues the Mother Moose tales series with engaging North American Moose dialect (Moose-English glossary included).
$18.95
Rapunzel and the Seven Dwarfs
Rapunzel and the Seven Dwarfs
Illustrated by James Stimson. Audio CD included inside book. In Rapunzel and the Seven Dwarfs, a prince riding a snow white moose tries to rescue a long-haired maiden who has been poisoned by a witch. Maynard's second book continues to recount the classic Mother Moose tales in the engaging North American Moose dialect (a Moose-English glossary is included).
$18.95
The Uglified Ducky
The Uglified Ducky
Illustrated by James Stimson. Audio CD included inside book. Maynard's first book recounts the classic Mother Moose tale of a hapless moose who becomes mistaken for a baby duck, and struggles to fit in until he ultimately discovers the heartwarming moral. The story is written in the delightful North American Moose dialect (a Moose-English glossary is included).
$9.95

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